A Welshman walks into a music store and looks around.
After an hour he turns to the salesman and says: "I'll have the red trumpet and the white accordion"
Answer of the salesman: "You can have the Fire extinguisher, but I won't give you the heater."
What do a conductor and a condom have in common ?
"With it" is more secure, "without it" is better...
Trumpet player #1: Hey, what a cool Mercedes...... How did you finance it?
Trumpet player #2: I sold my trumpet to the car dealer.
Trumpet player #1: And he accepted ?
Trumpet player #2: Yes, he was even happy. By the way he is my neighbour
How are people called who hang around with drummers ? Deaf.
